WHAT IF ?

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I am unable to read comfortably the "spokesperson's digest" (one of the those *troubles* i mean journals given to us during our *prison* sorry University days which ofcourse as a serious student I haven't opened till now, but trying to now so as to kill time. The sun is scorching hot and am sweating profusely though am almost stack naked (wearing nothing but my normal Barcelona short)
No light as usual and petrol is either too cost or too scarce to power the generator, I am so pissed at this country I wanna leave (just kidding before una go send me American visa ,lol)
A lot of people are facing this same challenge right now and my Govt is trying all its best to do absolutely nothing about it.
But hey ! Wait ! It could be worse you know
What if I am in Marte (latest collection to the BH caliphate) right now ?
What if I am in a hospital bed ?
What if I haven't eaten anything since morning ?
What if I am in the Army fighting this BH guys ?
Ok that's enough (scared as shit right now)
Could be worse indeed ........(Grabs my local handfan)
Could be worse......

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